lethargic_man | lethargic_man goes completely off his trolley

On the exit door of Kosher Kingdom, there's a sign reading:

For your own safety,
please do not take small trolleys
out of the store

Huh? For your own safety!? I feel like affixing another one underneath reading:

(They tend to bite and snap
when away from their familiar environment.)

perhaps they release the dobermanns if you take the trolleys out? ;)

I like it!

What about large trolleys?

If there is no sign it must be free to take :)

Maybe they have some sort of automated machine gun attached.

I *so* want you to do just that.

And to take a picture.

Heh.