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On the way cycling to work this morning, I got hit by an idiot London road user who didn't look before crossing the road. Bah, a grey suit and a stuck-out pigeon chest doesn't give anyone the right not to look before crossing. But it would have been no use telling him that: I've never yet come across a pigeon that followed the Highway Code.

(With slight apologies to Geoff Ryman.)