Unsolicited CFP received at my work address

Dear Dr. Grant,

We are pleased to invite you to submit a paper to one of the following multi, inter, and trans disciplinary conferences dedicated to advances in computer/internet science and engineering (papers with impacts on other scientific fields are given advantage):

Montenegro Mountain Safari, September 6 to 9, 2007, Villa Bianca, Kolasin (Podgorica), see James Bond movie Casino Royale,
Keynote: Prof. H. Fujii, The 100000km Space Elevator Project, Japan; Last deadline for abstracts: 01 May 2007
Papers: 01 June 2007

Montenegro Seaside Safari, September 9 to 15, 2007 Hotel Sveti Stefan (Tivat), see James Bond movie Casino Royale,
Keynotes: Rectors. L. Stankovic, Montenegro, + B. Kovacevic, Serbia; Last deadline for abstracts: 01 May 2007
Papers: 01 June 2007

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Er, whatever. I'm not used to seeing the phrases "Last deadline for abstracts", "see James Bond movie" and "Space Elevator Project" in close proximity...

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