In the "Care and Share" section of my shul's weekly mailshot

[lethargic_man]

12 FAT LOCUSTS
Urgently seeking hungry lizard for all-consuming relationship with 12 fat healthy locusts (left over from our 'genuine' plague of locusts on Seder night). Would suit lizard, gecko, chameleon etc. Currently happily jumping around in their own bespoke cricket pen, which you are also welcome to keep. Alternatively, they ARE Kosher, so human consumers also welcome to apply! Please call Sarah Tunkel on [redacted; will pass on if anyone's genuinely interested] or email [likewise].