"Ich kann nicht, wenn jemand zuschaut"

[lethargic_man]

There are European elections coming up. In the UK; you'd be hard-pressed to tell, but in Germany street furniture festooned with party political advertising.

Here's an amusing advert from the Pirate Party. The legend reads "I can't, when there someone watching." (The reference, for anyone who doesn't get it, is to Brussels' most famous statue, the Manneken Pis.)