The "Hello World" program in various esoteric programming languages

[lethargic_man]

The "Hello World" program in various esoteric programming languages.

I reckon it's got to be hard to beat ETA...

** FUNGICIDE **
-- Fungus calendar --
CURTSEY:
	Fungal toe!  Fungal toe!  Fungal hoe!
		-- (Burnt programmer nucleus)
	Ooooooo!
CRUDDY 2nd TOE:
	Nine(!) fungal hyaena toe5!
	Dungy alfalfa, penalty superlunary -- Oh, blubber!
	Ooooooo!

(When I first encountered ETA, years ago, I tried running it with this interpreter, and it did indeed print "Hello world".)

...but honorable mention has got to the likes of Chef:

Hello World Souffle.
  
   Ingredients.
   72 g haricot beans
   101 eggs
   108 g lard
   111 cups oil
   32 zucchinis
   119 ml water
   114 g red salmon
   100 g dijon mustard
   33 potatoes
   
   Method.
   Put potatoes into the mixing bowl.
   Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl.
   Put lard into the mixing bowl. 
   Put red salmon into the mixing bowl.
   Put oil into the mixing bowl.
   Put water into the mixing bowl.
   Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl.
   Put oil into the mixing bowl.
   Put lard into the mixing bowl.
   Put lard into the mixing bowl.
   Put eggs into the mixing bowl.
   Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl.
   Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl.
   Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.
   
   Serves 1.

...and Piet: