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[lethargic_man]

For a while I've been getting mail from the World Union for Progressive Judaism (who've had me on their database since I donated money to the Israel Religious Action Center) addressed to "Mr. Michael and Mrs. Joan Grant". I let it be for a while, amused, then when they still kept coming, sent them an email pointing out I am not, and never have been, married, but would certainly like to be introduced to this wife they think I have.

Yesterday was the first time I have received a letter from them since. It is addressed to "Mr. Michael & Grant".

Comments

[khiemtran.livejournal.com]

Now that's a middle initial to be proud of!

[lethargic-man.livejournal.com]

I used to be known as Michael dot Grant (when that featured in my email address)...

[green-knight.livejournal.com]

That reminds of my exchanges with the TV licensing people who did not wish to believe me when I said I did not own a TV.

After four or five letters to and from [FirstName LastName] to them and back they gave in.

Three weeks later, they wrote to Mr. [LastInitial FirstName]...

[curious-reader.livejournal.com]

I would have said you are Dr Michael Grant and no wife. I don't know what they are thinking if they think at all. As you said there is supposed to be a married Michael Grant in Golders Green, too. Maybe they mixed you up with him.
Mr. Michael & Grant : They gave you a split personality here.
-:)

[lethargic-man.livejournal.com]

As you said there is supposed to be a married Michael Grant in Golders Green, too. Maybe they mixed you up with him.

They don't know about him; they're based abroad.

Mr. Michael & Grant : They gave you a split personality here.

Like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde: Dr Michael and Mr Grant? ;^)

Dear Ampersand

[miss-whiplash.livejournal.com]

I think I prefer the title as the basis for a quiz

Call me and . . .
. . . tell me a secret.
. . . give me your preferred recipe for bananas and custard.
. . . offer me some elipses!

The possibilities are endless.

I'm in a silly mood tonight - it's spring and I'll never be as young as this again.

Re: Dear Ampersand

[khiemtran.livejournal.com]

I can see a series of Middle-eastern detective stories featuring the enigmatic Doctor Ampersand Grant...